Bred to be a comedian

The name's Alexis. I'm just a comic going to school in San Francisco trying to make it big. Follow along to keep track of my magical journey through the internet and through life.

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via lyinggtechnique)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via lyinggtechnique)

vinebox:

When you home alone

(Source: vinebox, via sober-olympics)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via undercoverho)

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