comedycentral:

This whole interview was the absolute best!

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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riseofthecommonwoodpile:

exclusive call of duty: ghosts screenshot

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

exclusive call of duty: ghosts screenshot

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When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, ‘no, I went to films.’ -Quentin Tarantino

When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, ‘no, I went to films.’ -Quentin Tarantino

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lookatallthehappycouples:

My little man! 6 weeks old :)  What should I call him?! Still not sure, thinking Monty or fritz?

those paws <3
and those eyes!!!

lookatallthehappycouples:

My little man! 6 weeks old :)
What should I call him?! Still not sure, thinking Monty or fritz?

those paws <3

and those eyes!!!

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

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pulpfictsean:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

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