Bred to be a comedian

The name's Alexis. I'm just a comic going to school in San Francisco trying to make it big. Follow along to keep track of my magical journey through the internet and through life.

phangs:

dnhowelleen:

i swear to god if i see another person saying ‘if you think obesity is bad, you’re a fat shamer!!’

no

obesity is a real problem that causes lots of diseases

and just because i don’t like obesity, doesn’t mean i don’t like obese people

it’s like, i hate cancer, but i don’t hate people with cancer or shame people who have cancer

PREACH MOMMA

(Source: dnhowell, via pizza)

Parfaits with a dash of… Hemp?

fuckyeahexistentialism:

Some poems from “B Is for Bad Poetry” by Pamela August Russell

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