Bred to be a comedian

The name's Alexis. I'm just a comic going to school in San Francisco trying to make it big. Follow along to keep track of my magical journey through the internet and through life.


this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

(Source: yepperoni, via gayfather)


Baby Brandy our Saint Bernard isn’t quite so small anymore even though the photos are less than 1 year apart! Love you my sweetie pie!

I want to lie down and do nothing but weep- but I have to pack for moving out and fyf.

Goddamn pink palace. Give me a fucking sign. I’m over tears.



When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

(via undercoverho)

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