Bred to be a comedian

The name's Alexis. I'm just a comic going to school in San Francisco trying to make it big. Follow along to keep track of my magical journey through the internet and through life.


Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.


sometimes this big handsome idiot lays across my back and I swear he’s so precious I could cry.



The Captioned Family!Adventures of George Washington.

(Part I | Part II | Part III)

I tried to resist


one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

(via pizza)

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