Bred to be a comedian

The name's Alexis. I'm just a comic going to school in San Francisco trying to make it big. Follow along to keep track of my magical journey through the internet and through life.

yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

(Source: yepperoni, via gayfather)

horseshoesn-heartbeats:

Baby Brandy our Saint Bernard isn’t quite so small anymore even though the photos are less than 1 year apart! Love you my sweetie pie!

I want to lie down and do nothing but weep- but I have to pack for moving out and fyf.

Goddamn pink palace. Give me a fucking sign. I’m over tears.

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

(via undercoverho)

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