Bred to be a comedian

The name's Alexis. I'm just a comic going to school in San Francisco trying to make it big. Follow along to keep track of my magical journey through the internet and through life.


Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.

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boy being able to manipulate metals would be pretty magneato

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"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

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Laverne Cox corrects Gayle King on CBS

Gayle King is such an ass that’s so rude she really said “blah blah blah”??

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