Bred to be a comedian

The name's Alexis. I'm just a comic going to school in San Francisco trying to make it big. Follow along to keep track of my magical journey through the internet and through life.

cosmicspread:

i am loving n powerful n cool and i will get my shit together one day at a time

(via gayfather)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via gayfather)

tomfletchersbats:

my sisters friend brought brownies in cupcake wrappers to my house and i picked one up and turned it over and noticed there were oreos baked into the bottom so i gasped and said to my dad “THESE ARE NOT REGULAR BROWNIES” and my dads eyes went so wide and he whispered “pot?” 

(via mistressofclockwork)

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