Bred to be a comedian

The name's Alexis. I'm just a comic going to school in San Francisco trying to make it big. Follow along to keep track of my magical journey through the internet and through life.


being friends with someone who intimidates you because they’re so amazing


(via hayberry)


today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

(via pizza)



i swear to god if i see another person saying ‘if you think obesity is bad, you’re a fat shamer!!’


obesity is a real problem that causes lots of diseases

and just because i don’t like obesity, doesn’t mean i don’t like obese people

it’s like, i hate cancer, but i don’t hate people with cancer or shame people who have cancer


(Source: dnhowell, via pizza)

Parfaits with a dash of… Hemp?

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